big nut

huge mongus peanut

I just had a big nut

by DaddyDDDDAy June 18, 2018

stuffy nuts

Comparable to a stuffy nose, but for your nuts. All clogged up and you need to blow it in order to feel better.

I have stuffy nuts, I havn't had sex in weeks.

by K.A.G February 2, 2014

nut and fug

mcdonalds chicken nuggets

nut and fug McDonalds chicken nuggets

by jocob mc nug May 12, 2014

nervous nuts

Someone who gets overly nervous or excited about EVERYTHING!

Hey nervous nuts, chill out! Man, you got nervous nuts, relax!

by Boston Slang February 12, 2008

nut chugger

One swallows a lot of semen. Presumably a dick sucker, but could definitely apply to one who just drinks cum.

That cum guzzling Tina is a real nut chugger.

by testicles...that is all January 9, 2015

eagle nuts

When something so painful happens and it's so painful that it's like having an eagle dig its talons into your nuts.

watching keanu reeves act is so painful that it gives me eagle nuts.

dropping a brick on your toe thats eagle nuts.

walking in on your girlfriend with some dude, thats eagle nuts.

by b.c dude April 25, 2009

Unsatisfying Nut

When a man has unfulfilling sex and wishes he did not waste it on a certain person.

"I did that girl jenny last night, such an Unsatisfying nut"

by FuriousM March 6, 2009