kevin: dad i got the male prostitution job!
dad: this is why i shouldn't have pushed ur mother down the stairs.
dad: this is why i shouldn't have pushed ur mother down the stairs.
by gabby is so cool omg February 13, 2022
Get the kevinmug. A choke artist, especially known for his choking in guess the soccer player, football fusion 2, playing goalkeeper for hutto, and fantasy football. Named after Kevin Vasquez.
Santi-"Kevin Vazquez Mendez, how did you get mossed?"
Kevin-"I wasnt even near there"
Carlos-" Caaaaaap".
Kevin (clearly in the area) - "what do you have against me?"
Kevin-"I wasnt even near there"
Carlos-" Caaaaaap".
Kevin (clearly in the area) - "what do you have against me?"
by Kevin Vasquez Mendez April 18, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. On Kevin is a saying used when your telling the truth bc Kevin is someone dear to us and we can not lie on his name
by tj06brown November 12, 2023
Get the On Kevinmug. Kevin is always mistaken for a fuck boy, his really a humble, loyal gent who can pull any hun he wants if he wants too.
You think your hun is loyal? Put her in the same room as Kevin an it’s chaii
You think your hun is loyal? Put her in the same room as Kevin an it’s chaii
by Bill gates lil brother😫 November 23, 2021
Get the Kevinmug. A cringe or lame action (typically in gaming) usually performed by an under performing person/teamate originating from the popular Ukev5 meme. the term "Kevin" can also refer to something bad or overall negative
by Ukev5 Lover June 10, 2025
Get the Kevinmug. Your enemy: Kevin?
Your dumbass: Yeah! He's my giant bird pet!
The more sensible old man who's with you for some reason: But it ran off! (Throws away your prized chocolate) He's gone now.
Your dumbass: Yeah! He's my giant bird pet!
The more sensible old man who's with you for some reason: But it ran off! (Throws away your prized chocolate) He's gone now.
by MultiMan44 July 17, 2022
Get the Kevinmug. The main reason kleenex is still in business!! He prefers 3 ply. Kevin is a true believer in mind reading and owns lanes 38 to 11. Does not drive raymond trucks because he only wears a crown. Will not second guess a call to the the ministry of labour. Kevin has also pulled more pallets than another reach driver. He's a strong believer that a missing check digit is a health and safety issue!!
by KEVIN ALDRED January 20, 2024
Get the Kevin Aldredmug.