jacob

a cowboy

Girl: Do you see that guy with the cowboy hat??
Other Girl: That's a Jacob

by Robert + Corn April 17, 2022

Jacob

the best fashion and music taste,

Won sexiest man alive 20 years in a row

Girl: omg is that Jacob Wayne??
Other Girl: yess he’s so hot!!

by gorillamannn November 22, 2021

Jacob

Pansexual liking of all people regardless of gender or identification- falling in love with personality

“Did you here about that new kid jacob?”
“Yeah apparently he’s a pansexual”

by Jùłïæñ April 3, 2020

Jacob Morse

Sweet Jakey poo... so sweet and tasty.. mm

"Oh my god.. is that.. Jacob Morse?"

'quick! Suck his penis hair!"

by Goon Grabber November 30, 2024

Jacob

one of the best people you will ever meet. He will be your best friend but you might not be his because he has lots of friends due to his kindness. he is ginger which means he is a special species. He will always argue that gingers need to be a minority. He will remind you of your siblings. he is extremely smart and will probably end up at an ivy league. he will talk to you for hours and always responds. never trust him on a four-wheeler. definitely needs to be kept away from any sort of weapon. he doesn't like roller coasters. you can talk to him about anything and he will understand. one of the greatest friends you will ever have.

jacob are you on an FBI list for searching up how to make crystal meth?!!?!!!??!!!

by I_just_need_to_vent June 26, 2023

Jacob that sentence

To pause at the most inopportune time in a sentence which results in people misconstruing the meaning and direction of the sentence

I was fooling around with people...... In the marketing space.
Person 2: oh my god you just Jacob that sentence

by Jaymal Soni April 8, 2023

Jacob

A very short person a fucking (Midget) with vey short Dick.

Jacob is a midget

by bryncas November 21, 2021