A Woodchipper Rights Activist is one who believes that all people deserve the right to leap headfirst into a woodchipper and if the "evil government" stops them from doing so, the fact they were stopped from leaping headfirst into a woodchipper is "the worst kind of tyranny". To make matters worse, the woodchipper rights activists are often taken to hospitals after their brushes with woodchippers, either due to injury or suspected mental health issues, which doubles up on the tyranny, and the encounter becomes the "WORST worst kind of tyranny" , doubling up on the worst's and capitalizing on them as well. Woodchipper rights activists can be seen about noon, rousing from sleep in their parents basement to declare literally everything thats ever been done is "the worst kind of tyranny"
"bruh, that woodchipper rights activist damn near died yesterday. He just tries to leap into the woodchipper to prove he has real freedom"
by Wypipo whisperer September 16, 2020
Get the Woodchipper Rights Activistmug. by baju kurung March 13, 2023
Get the right now and forevermug. by Stankapop March 9, 2020
Get the rightsmug. Brand of a nasal strip
by SPrice1980 November 4, 2022
Get the Breathe Rightmug. Hym "I'll tell the men's rights activists the same thing I pundits: I don't need you to argue poorly for rights I don't want. And you're wrong. I DO just want sex... Almost exclusively with lesbians... Which is weird. I think prostitution should be legal and it would solve my problems with women immediately."
by Hym Iam January 9, 2025
Get the Men's rights activistsmug. by Monday lord February 5, 2025
Get the Mondays am I right?mug. by Hevanisrightneptuneisnot October 19, 2021
Get the I'm Rightmug.