Hard

Your Thing Down there is having an Erection.

Yo Mike, you like bob saget?
Ya bro, he makes me hard.
Ayo Thats Kinda Gay.

by Smegmazillion December 18, 2022

Hard Tammy

When a female fucks an individual up the butt with a dildo. Regardless of that individuals sexual orientation

Last night I brought a date home, turns out he was a freak had me giving him a Hard Tammy all night!

by Rammy82 April 1, 2021

hard

"call me a camel, the way i be spittin"
- Ducky Momo 5/14/2022 4:20

My big fello Ducky Momo that shit went hard

by cockandballs\ May 14, 2022

The Hard-Shutdown

Sexual term/ sexual activity;
Hard-Shutdown: when a male is nearing the end of any type of stimulating sexual activity and doesn’t have a place to blow his load so instead clogs the penis hole stopping the cum from coming out

clutching Janes hips Henry realizes he didn’t have anything to clean up with leaving no where to drop his load, so right before he got off he immediately clogged his penis hole giving himself The Hard-Shutdown and stopping his semen from coming out!

by Dic-tasouras23 February 12, 2024

Chai Hard

An in-your-face hippy

That Chai Hard won't shut up about vipassana

by Connor VanV June 12, 2019

Hard nipple weather

When the weather is cold but not cold enough for a jacket.
Its a method to work out if its to cold outside.
No jacket no problem, stand outside for 5 minutes if you get hard nipples it's cold and you need a jacket.

Is it cold outside? Yes it's hard nipple weather!

Do I need a jacket? Well it's definitely hard nipple weather!

by Res2 November 25, 2023

hard lard

An obese person with an aggressive, militant personality.

The chef is quite affable in public, but in the kitchen — he’s a real hard lard.

by jtrefgarne April 22, 2022