L Shower Bot

when someone takes their phone into the shower and is on it for long periods of time (snapping ppl, watching shows, tiktok etc…)

“Do you bring your phone into the shower?”
“Yeah”
“Dude you’re such an L shower bot”

by meowmeow11111 February 10, 2022

shower child

a child who just never cleans any part of his body (including the penis)

your such a bloody shower child, OOGA BADOOGA

by cookiebeing February 13, 2022

nepalese shower

That thing where three guys stand around you and pee on your face while you’re crying.

Ben disrespected Joe’s girlfriend so they gave him a nepalese shower.

by Rohinpo April 6, 2022

Take a shower/smelly

Racist way of saying someone is fat and should not be accepted into society

“Take a shower/smelly person.”
“BRO WHAT THE FUCK???”

by HalloFalloMallo April 18, 2022

silent librarian shower

When someone is quietly reading and enjoying a peaceful day. Unbeknownst to them you silently, yet vigorously, rub your meat curtains behind them until you gush your pussy spit on their head without getting caught.

George is so hot when head reads. Normally he is a Neanderthal but I get so moist watching his mind expand so I gave him the silent librarian shower.

by Fat C April 19, 2022

Shower Curtain

a hairstyle which encompasses a man’s large bald spot on top while he has allowed the remainder of his hair to grow to shoulder length or longer resulting in a shower curtain style ring of hair. A dome and fringe

The next door neighbor removed his hat and we all realized he was rocking the “shower curtain” look.

by Floridabeachgirl January 26, 2021

Shower Slushy

When men rub one out while in the shower, they make a "Shower Slushy".

Man, leave that fool be, he in there making a Shower Slushy!

by SLorentz611 January 29, 2021