Lil David

A Nickname For a Redneck Who Is typically a dumbass usually is 200 pounds is a alcoholic drives a Chevy has tattoos wears shirts without sleeves and does dumb shit

Person 1 : hey why is he passed out

Person 2: oh that’s Johnny he always is drunker than cooter brown he gets all the bitches

Person 1 : what a dumb fuck he’s a lil David

by Shitting with the door open October 13, 2023

David

Ugly ahh piece of shit

4'1

cheats in wikipedia race

Person 1: You suck cock!!!
Person 2: Yeah my name is David, course I do.

by Sqirpion October 15, 2023

David Beckhamandcheese

A funny name to represent a footballer that is a fatass or obsese as fuck.

Chris: What team do you play for?
John: LA Galaxy
Chris: How much you weight?
John:410 pounds
Chris: GAH DAHM!!! YOU FUCKIN DAVID BECKHAMANDCHEESE!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 19, 2023

David Kavanagh Hayde

A man who dropped out of school to do nothing with his life, launder money off his parents, and swear to people hes going to make it big

"Hey, have you seen John in school lately?"

"No. Hes pulling a David Kavanagh Hayde."
"What a faggot"

by Surzy Wurzy October 30, 2023

david

david is a very muscular man with a big dong

i suc david

by carl wheezer188 November 1, 2023

David

Circumcised. Slight lilt. Generally unseemly.

“I heard he had a David”

“🤤”

by no34 November 1, 2023

david

a hunky man with a beautiful defined bottem

david the rizzler

by carl wheezer188 November 1, 2023