dad kisser

A fully grown man who still kisses their dad on the lips. Dad kissers are the type of people who get cucked by better men

Tom Walsh is a Dad kisser

by Shezalinco October 25, 2022

Your DAD

It is often a offensive joke as people will cry about it.

guy#1: hey when it it friday?
guy#2: when is your dad coming back?

guy#1: when is it the end of the lesson
guy#2 when is your dad going to come back?

by Heres_Jonny February 10, 2022

Dad

A person that went to the store and never came back

Son-Omg is that my Dad
Dad- runnnnn

by Dance21 November 26, 2019

dad

Person that is nice to you gets you get anything love you and always the best out of you

"My dad is the best person in the world"

by pog champing 15 March 3, 2022

My dad is blank

My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.

"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.

by EuropeanImmigrant August 9, 2024

Dad

Gone to get some milk.

Hey mom why did Dad leave us,

by Joe Muma February 20, 2019

Dad

The person thats job is to say "I dont know ask your mom"

"Hey Dad where are my tennis shoes?" "I dont know ask your mother"

by dumbcattofu11 May 2, 2021