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cheese shoulder

it's when you take a slice of american cheese (the kind that's in the wrapper) and stick it to the back of someone's shirt, usually near their shoulder, without the person noticing. you don't tell them the cheese is there until they're in a crowd of people and then you yell "CHEESE SHOULDER!"
Bob punched me in the face after I gave him a cheese shoulder in front of his girlfriend.
by that girl April 15, 2004
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Thigh Cheese

Thigh Cheese
Noun

The end result of what's in your meal when you mess with drive through employees of the female variety. Thigh Cheese is the combination of inner thigh sweat and raked skin from just below the Eden zone. Right where the sweat starts to make it's way into the crack for a beautiful sweat stain (most commonly seen at gyms). Men do not exhibit thigh cheese for they lack the pheromones that produces the juice of the under-garden. It is odorless and leaves that poisonous weird taste at the back of your tongue when you are finished eating. It cannot be removed by simply spitting. No worries though, it is non-lethal.
You constantly repeat and change an order while at Taco Bell. You get said order from an obviously annoyed but smiling female employee who happily hands it over. You have just received a nice quantity of thigh cheese. Enjoy it, it's untraceable.
by Crumbles March 24, 2011
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Sprinkle Cheese

Cheese that black people want in Adventure Landing.
by Luke Kol February 9, 2008
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chips and cheese

"Fancy goin' down Canton for a balti bruv?"
"Nah, I'm just gonna have some chips and cheese."
by Triffid June 23, 2005
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crusty cheese

a pussy that hasn't been cleaned since the last time it was fucked
that whore was too crusty cheese for me.. it made me feel sick
by Timmeh Fame February 5, 2008
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Cheese Monkey

Someone who likes to sniff other peoples bums, any sex or sexuality.
"omg, he was Cheese Monkey-ing like a badman last night"
"eww really"
"mhm"
by Bridget Knows Dirty Words October 23, 2007
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