Captain Morgan

When you have a wank and you decide to have one leg on the toilet seat to make the experience much better

Yesterday I decided to have myself a Captain Morgan. I wanted to feel like Jack Sparrow.

by TheQwertyNinja October 9, 2019

captain kibbles

Someone who will always be there for you.

“hey there alex! Or should i say captain kibbles?”

by perfect paw November 11, 2019

CaptainAustin21

CaptainAustin21 is a moderater for the Minecraft Bedrock Edition server Hyperlands, He is one of the better pvpers on the site, and is one of the nore stricter moderaters on the server, he is friends with AuraZtaw.

CaptainAustin21 is a strict, but nice guy!

by TotallyNotAuraZtaw November 14, 2019

Captain Hook

When a niggas dick hooks upward

Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell

by malgal3349 November 18, 2019

Captain Swizzly

A.K.A. Swizzlesticks

That one friend you have who always takes charge of a situation. A natural born leader.

Rusty: Aye, where are we going for lunch Captain Swizzly?

Cpt. S: Arby's.

Rusty: But Arby's su-

Cpt. S: shut up, I'm Captain Swizzly.

by Jackman6of7 November 21, 2019

Capital 8

(Noun, Adj) Describtion: Word that is used for an individual who is under the influence of drugs.

"That girl is a real Capital 8, always strung out."

by ThatCapital8Bitch November 6, 2019

Capt. Jackie Trent

Jackie Trent is a pilot for Great British Air. Her and Simon Trent, her husband, are the first husband and wife captain team. Unfortunately, Simon had and affair with one of the stewardesses, and the couple have had a stormy relationship ever since. Jackie used to be a dental hygienist, which is different to a dental nurse, but then trained to be a pilot so her and Simon could trust each other more. On a flight 287 to Barcelona, Jackie saw a familiar name on the staff roster, Sally Wicks, the stewardess Simon had an affair with. She then called out Sally, and called her “a home wrecker” and “a slutty slut, slut of the skies”. Despite this, she is still a very caring woman, making food that Simon doesn't like. Jackie is known to try to flirt with the voice commanders during touchdowns. Capt. Jackie Trent is also a lover of the BBC show Strictly Come Dancing.

Person A: Wow that person is fit AF!
Person B: She’s being a Capt. Jackie Trent.

by BenjameenoDeeno November 9, 2019