I’m burger

something Charlie Slimecicle tweeted

“I’m burger”

by This is an alt September 19, 2021

Sandy Burger

When you shit on the beach then squish your juicy ass into your shit and in between your buns and then feed that pile of sandy burger to your partner

Hey Anthony, that sandy burger you made me earlier was almost as juicy as your ass

by javinator July 3, 2022

Bautzen Burger

Ein Burger, aus Not und hohem Alkoholpegel geboren, der an einen knusprigen BBQ Burger erinnert.

Die Zutaten:
-Runde Doppelkekse mit Schokofüllung
-Bautz'ner Senf
-Vegane Frikadelle oder Fleischscheibe, möglichst vom Discounter

Der Aufbau des Burgers:
-Doppelkeks
-Senf
-Frikadelle

-Senf
-Doppelkeks

Der Bauzen Burger ist ein Verbrechen wieder die Natur und sollte eigentlich nicht einmal als letztes Mittel gegen den sicheren Hungertod gewählt werden - schmeckt aber überraschend lecker.

Eine Kölsche Spezialität

"Was? Bautzen Burger? Iss die Sachen doch einzeln, du fieser Lump!"

"Nein, geh weg, ich kotz gleich, du und dein widerlicher Bauzen Burger."

"Alter, der Bautzenburger schmeckt wirklich ganz geil, son bisschen nach BBQ Sauce."

by PrintenDaddy May 3, 2025

Burger me

The suggestion of eating ones 'burger', usually suggested by the female to the male. The female sex-unit kind of looks like a burger from the side, hence the term 'burger me.'

girl: '*moans* baby, burger me'
guy: 'say no more *as he starts the preparation phase to consume her PBP (Private Burger Parts)*'

by VirginKing030 September 25, 2018

Burger

Two Mexican guys and one black girl. Pretty much dp action. Similiar to Big Mac but only one girl.

Jose, wanna come burger with me and Latifa?

by The real tomato December 2, 2019

Burger Float 4Ever

A huge dishonerable piece of shit who smells like a McPlayplace in rural Georgia. Has the consistency of grandma's famous southern chili.

Ralph: You wanna go get a Burger Float 4Ever?

D-Bloody-Pete: Get blud fucger??? Hell to tha NAW!!!!! He tasta like a stinky alamo doo doo.

by SkinFlute_9/11_NeverForget February 7, 2023

JFK burger

JFK burger is a sexual act involving a person shooting a nerf bullet at someone’s head and proceeding to shove a burger in their mouth and rectum (Or Vagina) while also shoving the burger further in the hole of choice while also shooting them with nerf bullets the whole time.

“Bro when I JFK burger’d my wife she divorced me! It was worth it!”

by Goodguy111111 September 7, 2023