Alfred and Jake were kicked out of the blow your own horn club when they could not reach their cocks.
by Hashtaghottie October 09, 2014
Hey Jennifer, did you give a blowjob to Chris at iHop or was it called the International House of Blunts and Blows?
by Lil Thong October 24, 2018
by Dave113 February 27, 2019
A finishing move during oral sex, preferably a 69'er, which requires the male to excessively scratch the clitoris of the female, until the surface is rather shiny and painful to touch. The scratching should be performed in 10 second intervals at 300SPM, followed by recovery touches to see if pain is evident in the female; the touch should last 1/2 a second max.
Once a satisfiable level of pain is reached, the male quickly rotates 180 degrees, inserts his penis in the vagina of the female and blows.
Once a satisfiable level of pain is reached, the male quickly rotates 180 degrees, inserts his penis in the vagina of the female and blows.
Sandra: Ohh yeah
Harry: You like that when i scratch your clit
Sandra: Yeahhhaha..ahhh.. wtf are you doing!!! :@
Harry: Giving you a chicken-scratch/blow in snatch
Sandra: Are you kidding me, stop that shit right now or its over!!
Harry: Okay sorry.. (Looks at ceiling in reflection) Goodnight hun (:
Sandra: You shut the fuck up!
Harry: You like that when i scratch your clit
Sandra: Yeahhhaha..ahhh.. wtf are you doing!!! :@
Harry: Giving you a chicken-scratch/blow in snatch
Sandra: Are you kidding me, stop that shit right now or its over!!
Harry: Okay sorry.. (Looks at ceiling in reflection) Goodnight hun (:
Sandra: You shut the fuck up!
by Smoigen June 15, 2011
A pornographic study of sex in the Ice Cream Industry. The original was created in 1986 by Wanker Productions. To date, there have been 43 sequels.
While Keith was preoccupied watching "Lets blow this popsicle stand! Volume 32". Mark executed a perfect Cincinatti Surprise. WHAT A MESS!!!
by Monty December 10, 2003
People who constantly tell you what you WANT to hear ...Feeding someone's ego with constant adoration and commentary. Telling someone everything they want to hear and nothing they need to hear.
seriously. Im not blowing smoke up your ass!!!! you are so pretty. I wish I could be just like you... Your husband/wife is so handsome/pretty..... You have the nicest car.....I wish I had hair just like yours... etc...etc....
by Mizzrey September 13, 2013
While driving my five-year-old to school, I resisted the temptation to flip the bird; instead I calmly leaned out the window and inquired, “why don’t you blow it out your hi-ho?”
by Dr Bunnygirl July 07, 2019