asshole

whoever gives my definitions thumbs down

You are an asshole if you give a thumbs down

by Leavemealonebrady May 20, 2019

Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse

You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole

by Coidesal November 1, 2018

schrodinger's asshole

Alternate phrase for "Schrodinger's douchebag"

Person 1: "Women shouldn't be allowed to vote"
Person 2: "That's kinda fucked up"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2, to Person 3: "He's a Schrodinger's asshole"

by chainswordcs December 10, 2023

Asshole

A dude with fuckboy hair who thinks he's cool by being obnoxious and arrogant

Jacob is being such an asshole

by Asian definitions August 19, 2017

Asshole

~a person who acts like a jerk~

first rando person: bro Kevin is such an asshole
other rando person: Kevin is just Kevin

first rando person: Kevin is a different breed of Kevin. he evolved from the monkey type of asshole- he’s like the human descendant of asshole 🙄

by Lucy.anime October 13, 2021

true assholes

just some fine ugly womans thats a piece of shit!

YOU TRUE ASSHOLES YOU UGLY PIECE OF SHIT

by bensoofydude April 12, 2021

pissing asshole

When a guy cums in a woman's ass and then she has to shit and it comes out like piss or water.

He left me with pissing asshole syndrome the other night.

by SexiMama69 May 26, 2021