Malta Racing Moment

When one wants to cover up a spelling mistake by indicating that his finger slipped

Nathan: "Oops silly me that was a Malta Racing Moment"

by Dronzi May 21, 2021

Magical Mechanicus Moment

That moment when, after working for a long time on a technical project, you realize you can no longer fully remember how it works

"You might even have a magical Mechanicus moment, where after dozens of hours playing you're not entirely sure how the factory works anymore"
- MandalorGaming: Factorio Review

by Newtsuck October 9, 2020

man brain moment

when a man cant get his thoughts out of the gutter and verbally exercises his manhood toward a female with grunts and whistles or pelvic thrusts to mid air.. ,or just simply being an insensitive prick with man brain stupidity .For he may be excused by announcing (my apologies I'm having a Man Brain Moment) or in text ..(sorry luv im having an MBM..)

out on the town with the misses she accidentally drops the keys and bends over in front of you,you grab her but and start pretending pelvic thrusting with one arm in the air swayin..thats havin a man brain moment .or shes balling her eyes out and you say whats the footy score!! oops sorry luv MBM..

by helrazr June 25, 2021

susan boyle moment

the feeling of amazement when somebody does something that you wouldn't expect them to from their appearance.
For example if a skator boy went and sang opera really high.

Don't judge a book but its cover

Omg she was so neat and nerdy and then she danced like that- didn't see that coming- what a susan boyle moment

by karmaeve May 9, 2009

Brown Pants Moment

That split second of fear that your bowel may just empty itself because you forgot to do something of epic importance.

Groom: "You've got the rings yeah?"
Best Man: ...long pause... "errrrrm...hold on...errrrm..." ...longer pause... "yes"
Groom: "Thank F**k, I nearly had a brown pants moment"
Best Man: "Me too"

by schmowo November 19, 2009

Cock and ball moment

A variation of a Bruh Moment most commonly used by hardcore Cock and ball torture fanatics. In sentences it is often used alongside the phrase You like balls? You like cock and balls?

Bruh this really be a Cock and Ball moment

by CockMongler42069 June 18, 2019

brown moment

A moment of mental vacancy.

(After just calling your wife by the wrong name)

"Sorry dear, I just had a brown moment"

by bluerock April 17, 2008