french bishop

Something/someone that has been made useless and/or a liability because of deliberate strategy. Originated from the French Defense in chess.

My man JD isn't looking too hot right now, his company french bishop'd him, thrown him out to wolves I tell ya.

by non9non December 3, 2021

French Mogger

Someone who mogs in their french class

PersonA: Hey do you have the answer for number 8 in this French quiz

PersonB:🤫🧏🧏(he’s the French Mogger)

by The French mogger🤫 April 2, 2024

French Kissing Shrek

You give Shrek a big ol French kiss

I was French Kissing Shrek

by Yallow June 3, 2024

French Cannon

idiomatic noun | informal English

: An eponymic metonymy for explosive diarrhea.

“Sorry I’m late, had to deal with a French Cannon”

“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”

“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”

“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”

by jack.soncalo March 23, 2025

Fungaled French Fry

(1) a fucked up dick (2) a diseased dick

Yo Shaquita, I was hooking up with this guy last night but I had to slam on the brakes when his draws came off. Brotha had a fungaled French fry, ya hear!

by Tabinator August 10, 2008

French

A verb to describe something horrendously bad.

Andrew Tate acted really french about that human trafficking scandal.

by Crack Sparrow December 28, 2023

French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.

I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022