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nan wanker

someone who puts their finger up their nans crusty and ancient fishy fanny and makes their nan cream. your welcome
by chezzo hoebag July 11, 2022
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J-Wanker

People who want to be like John Anthony(International Dating Coach) but don’t have the balls to learn game and will be wanking by themselves for the rest of their lives.
So you've been watching John's roast videos on YouTube all afternoon but you haven't been on a date in four years? Time to stop being a J-Wanker bro. Have you booked a call with his team yet?
by anonymous July 12, 2022
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Quay Walker

by liveforgiving July 16, 2022
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Trap Walker

Trap walker is in reference to when you beat a team on the road they play a song called walk in your trap and take over your trap.
John is a Trap Walker because his team won the game at your home field
by PPal621 July 16, 2022
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Wool Wanker

A certain man who gets triggered by Jotas Playground
LPostCodela is a fucking wool wanker. The gimp lies about his height in his bio. What a wool wanker
by Urnanhasabunion July 16, 2022
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Mullet Wanker

Any lad with a mullet they’re all wankers with the weirdest fantasies
Bro: who invited Mullet Wanker to the party

Dude: He just came in

Bro: we’ll now he’s wanking over I picture of my Nan

Dude:*proceeds to shoot Mullet Wanker*
by Tranny Fanny August 1, 2022
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lass wanker

A bloke who constantly gets on your nerves so you feel the need to call him a lass wanker.
Liam Joey thinks Chelsea will finish top 4, what a lass wanker!
by Tupaclivesincuba November 6, 2022
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