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max employment

A job provider in Devonport that likes to make there job easy buy making ur life hard
Bloke:got my centerline cut off

Other guy : u must be through max employment
by Max employment June 5, 2018
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max headroom garment

Refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient "excess looseness" in front of the wearer to allow someone's else's head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer's bare chest without the garment's having to be removed.
Snuggly guy: I love how Tiffany wears such a loose PJ top to bed; it's a really awesome "max headroom garment", in that I can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her boobs while we sleep, even when it's too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep "topless".
by QuacksO June 21, 2017
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max the simp

why would you rate her A+ max the simp you creep
by iliketoes2004 February 8, 2022
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jump maxing

Person 1: Yo i just ate some pussy
Person 2: aren’t you gay
Person 1: yeah I was jump maxing
by Googol blipblip February 2, 2024
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max jolly

A big heavy entity
if you can’t see him you can hear him breathing behind you like Shaq
eats everything in his way and can’t be slowed down
A force to be reckoned with
I pray to god that I don’t run into that big motherfucker max jolly today
by User18425495 June 28, 2022
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Max Abmas

God’s chosen basketball player that plays for Oral Roberts.
Max Abmas nicknamed “Mid Court Max”
by Fjejwhdhwhdhwhrh March 23, 2021
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australian max nsw

maaaaassssiiiive fucking cock gets every bitch and is hot as fuck

usually have orange blondish hair

also has a high chance of living in nsw australia

on the east coast

in the shoalhaven reigon

and max's are usually quite short in size BUT NONE THE LESS HE FUCKING SLAYYYYYYS PUSSY
bro that kid at school is a max

yea hes soo fucking hot

australian max nsw
by jackieboiamericaatlantis June 14, 2022
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