Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome

The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.

I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'

by mojoroberts December 24, 2016

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Post 'Jumpscare' Syndrome

Post Jumpscare Syndrome is used to describe the state of shock one enters after a 'jumpscare' (an abrupt scare which is unexpected, usually found in horror games/movies). Post Jumpscare Syndrome typically lasts for several minutes, at the most 5 minutes in total (by some accounts).

Mr. Case was playing a scary game then got jumpscared by a creepy figure, he then suffered from Post 'Jumpscare' Syndrome.

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Post Jigger Stress Disorder

An offshoot of PTSD. Post Jigger Stress disorder based upon dealing with Jiggers (Niggers and Annoying People with their names beginning with the letter J).

“That man has Post Jigger Stress Disorder after dealing with how annoying James was.”

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Post-taedium

The act of analyzing why you were bored during and/or after doing something. This is taken from Latin post-mortem, or after death. In this case it means after boredom.

yer name maybe!: “Damn, markiplier’s play through of West of Loathing has got me thinking post-taedium about why was I bored in the first place.”

by Oklahoma Anal Man March 22, 2024

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