Chocolate Top Hat

Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.

"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."

by Turdgod December 27, 2016

Hat trick

Penetrating a woman's mouth, vagina, and anus in one sex session.

Man, Lara was great. I gave her the hat trick last night.

by Julester July 14, 2017

HAT

how about tommorow

a- lets go out today
b- I can't ,have work.HAT?

by incre@99 August 30, 2018

hat

worn to protect your skin from the sun

i always wear a hat

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

giving hat

The art of fellatio (aka sucking dick).

These gyal giving hat like mad fam!

by anonymous October 4, 2020

wobbly top hat

When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.

"How was sex last night?" "It was awful. She gave me a fucking wobbly top hat."

by Abracadabra827 June 9, 2016

hat block

When one wears a hat so you won't wear a hat like someone that you know or are related to.

He is going to imitate his father, time to hat block.

by Mr.Zogrebginald August 21, 2013