Crumpets and tea is a British food, usually eaten for breakfast or afternoon paired with tea often. It is made from flour, milk or water and yeast.
Friend 1: Hey bruv you wanna come over and have some crumpets and tea mate?
Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!
Friend 2: what kind of bloody question is that? Of course I do!
by sex minister April 26, 2022
Get the Crumpets and teamug. ooh spill the tea sis
eww. your not my sister
1) it's so cringe
2) your not my sister
3) idc about your super juicy tea gossip shit
eww. your not my sister
1) it's so cringe
2) your not my sister
3) idc about your super juicy tea gossip shit
by iiSimplyBrxwnie May 10, 2022
Get the spill the tea sismug. A tea monkey is another name for a gypsy.(humanoid rodents) the name tea monkey comes from there reputation of being the niggers of Europe. Tea=Europe, monkey=nigger
Jeff: Ah Goddamnit!
Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?
Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel
Elizabeth: What's wrong Jeff?
Jeff:Some fucking tea monkeys stole my wallet, now I can't pay for the hotel
by Superior shaft Sam October 31, 2020
Get the Tea Monkeysmug. Do you want some tea?
What tea flavour do you have?
Just sit down on the school floor and drinks peac h tea
What tea flavour do you have?
Just sit down on the school floor and drinks peac h tea
by sailorhurts28 December 3, 2017
Get the teamug. "Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."
This is after he got his stomach pumped
This is after he got his stomach pumped
by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020
Get the Magical Teleportation Teamug. One who SOMEHOW accidentally (or maybe purposefully because who the hell could accidentally do this shit) burns tea.
Sarah, a high-ranking member of the Society of Tea-Burners, burnt yet another cup of tea. May god have mercy on her soul.
by semitart July 2, 2018
Get the tea-burnermug. There are 3 definitions for the word "tea"
The most known, the drink
Second, Tea can be used for "gossip" or drama that is told. Usually is told to "spill" which means tell.
Third, The most recent definition is "pretty" or desirable
The most known, the drink
Second, Tea can be used for "gossip" or drama that is told. Usually is told to "spill" which means tell.
Third, The most recent definition is "pretty" or desirable
1: I'm drinking some tea
2: Oh my goodness girl tell me the tea/spill the tea
3: your body is so teaa
2: Oh my goodness girl tell me the tea/spill the tea
3: your body is so teaa
by Wonderwho@nobodygoodbye May 24, 2025
Get the Teamug.