TOM

Hes that one guy who has voice cracks all the time and cant stop hes typically from the Netherlands they try to be as good as hungarians but are not

Guy 1 : Tom you're a Dutch pussine
Tom : ( in their voice crack language) " YoU MaKiNg FuN oF Me JuSt BeCaUsE I'm Dutch
Guy 2 : yes you mook

by Tom isnt very happy September 23, 2020

Tom Fuckery

Acting like a Tom Fuck

Doing something with no fucks given

Just a mess

Expect the unexpected

Time for a Tom Fuckery night

Man that was Tom Fuckery game last night

by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020

Tom Fuckered

Getting fucked up, rowdy, wild

Doing something with no fucks

We sure got Tom Fuckered last night

Let's get Tom Fuckered when we get there

by yxetomfuckery September 26, 2020

Tom moment

A tom moment is a moment that reflects 21st century humor and is very random.

Guy 1: E G G
Guy 2: Guy 1 that was a mad tom moment

by nebbarzz September 29, 2020

tom

Tom is a very abusive scary guy who gets sccared very easily.

"Bro look at that tom lets go scare him"
"AHHH TOM"
"NO MORE HITTING ME PLEASE TOM"

by logansw September 29, 2020

Tom Brady'ed

To drop an elite quarterback 3 weeks into a fantasy season after a questionably sluggish start

Dude wtf u just Tom Brady'ed Patrick Mahomes, idiot.

by Wordmkr2 September 30, 2020

Tom holland

spiderman but like tbh he not even that cute if he were X-ray from holes then *cough cough* come my way

emma the white girl in my class: omgggsies tom holland is so sexccys
me: umm no.

by ur FBI agent October 5, 2020