Sam

Just a guy who broke his jaw one time and never talks about it

I don’t think I’ve ever heard about Sam’s jaw story before. Can u tell me it?

by In Lizzys kitchen May 25, 2023

Sam gleason

A wack ass mf who needs approval from others to validate his existence but also makes fun of people to make people think he’s cool

Jeff: ayo who’s that fat dude that just called me fat
Dan: oh yeah that’s Sam Gleason

by Sam Gleason October 16, 2019

Sam

Usually known for their utter uselessness, but on occasion can be really helpful when you need someone to hide in a bathroom and pretend to shit while others get the dishes done

Wtf Did the septic tank just burst?! Nope, Sam just opened her legs..

by AnAccurateSource November 2, 2021

sam

a person who says their name is sam but is dababy

is their name sam or dababy

by dadaby June 27, 2021

Sam Blair

A ginger haired fine young specimen notorious for his horrendous states and sick behaviour.
He loves scrounging for beak and doesn’t pay his friends back.
A noteable blair experience would be the act of him doing a wild shit and falling in it and proceeded to go into town not a care in the world of his oder.
don’t be like sam

Fuck me at least i’m not sam blair

by spunkymonkeyXD October 7, 2021

Sam

The best boyfriend fr. Is great at gay sex with his 6 inch cock and knows how to make a guy moan

Fuck I love sam bro

by The cooler elliot February 27, 2024

Sam Burrel

He saw a hot girl with a nice ass and had an uncontrollable "Sam Burrel" (Boner)

aww look at that ass. I think i have a sam burrel

by bigboi64 March 7, 2017