Shower tragedy

what happens in shower stays in shower.

A: have you seen Robert recently?
B: no, why?
A: He looked like someone who's had shower tragedy.
B: Oh, damn, that must've hurt.

by thelegendtwentyeven June 8, 2022

Showery Trifle

Inserting all of the ingredients for a trifle into ones vagina. Standing over a man's face with mouth agape and letting loose.

Em gave big D a showery trifle. He was satisfied with his dessert

by U.C.C. June 20, 2022

Shower neighbour

The person you shower with

I can’t believe Karen and Michael are shower neighbours

by Did did drive yet July 12, 2022

Showershitter

"Showershitter" is a term for people who, as you can see, shit in the shower.

Noun: Showershit
Verb: Showershitting

Person 1: "Hey man, did you hear the news about your wife?"
Person 2: "No, what is it?"
Person 1: "It became public that your wife is a showershitter!"
Person 2: "Aw hell nah, not another kink that I have to deal with! I hope the kids never find out."

by CherryGoesBoom July 14, 2022

Shower

Shorthand for the phrase “Shower of Bastards”. Used to describe a group of backstabbing, unscrupulous individuals.

Terrence: “I saw Baz out with his mates last night”
Rich: “What an absolute shower”

by Boo Haa Raa Sausage July 18, 2022

shower stroke

A thorough, slow, gentle, seductive, thoughtful stroke of your lover’s penis while in the shower. (Bar soap is optimal; however, shower gel is acceptable too.)

Tam gave Kev an amazing shower stroke.

by kman142 July 31, 2022

showerrrr

correct way of writing shower

"bro i'ma take a showerrrr"

by andzas August 30, 2022