Real

Used by suicidal and depressed user on comment in video of slideshow and schizophrenic video who wants to die and kill themself to agree and attempt to suicide

Person: yo this shit Fr rn
*sees the video about depression*
Person: real

by Mozarabchan June 4, 2023

Realing

Thinking so fast it will never make sense to the person you are talking to, unless thay can listen to the end.

OMG I am realing, can you talk with me so I can finish?

by Big-Daddy-James October 14, 2021

Real life

For toronto manz to use when they agree with something. pretty much like “real shit” but better

man 1: yo shammah i such a goof
man 2: real life bro

man 1: this goof keeps talking all that gaza on the net

man 2: real life bro we finna catch this man lackin at yd shawts said he finna slide tomorrow

by @Nolimitmb23 ig November 27, 2020

real high kid

-someone who's really high
-a n00b at smoking marijuana

stoner one- *laughs un-controllably and falls over*
stoner two- damn dude. that's one real high kid right there.

by Kotton Kopter March 16, 2008

Real People

Oh? Am I not real people to you? This has always been the dynamic. Noah isn't better than me. I'm not learning anything. You're a piece of shit and your cried like a bitch because you know I'm right. This isn't an argument. It's an execution. And I'd rather die than try and lose to a fucking retard.

Hym "Hey.... Heyheyhey... You don't gotta tell me about real people! I know AAAAALL ABOUT real people. You see, real people say things like 'Fuck your kids. And still my only regret is that I can't kill ALL of them. But that's fine. Whatever percentage of boys will age out of relevance and kill themselves anyway and whatever percentage of girls will do the same. Or they'll kill eachother. And it's so fucking crazy to me that peoples minds just spontaneous malfunction like that it's just so fucking weird that that happens and there's just nothing else going on there AT ALL. It's just their own brains! Nothing outside of their own brains is causing that to happen it's like they live in some kind of solipsistic holodeck and I'm watching from the outside...' Oh. Hey. No. Check your clock."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025

Real

really; very.

"my head hurts real bad"

by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025

doing it for a real one

You are doing something for a true friend, and you wouldn't think twice. “You’re a real homie” so if you do it for a real one it means you’re doing it for a true homie lol

I bought you an oreo shake, I'm doing it for a real one.

by xoxoifm March 26, 2019