Ass-plund

When a guy rams into his girl/boy friends ass with his penis as hard as he can.

Mark:Did you have fun lastnight mary?

Mary:Yes, it was the greatest ass-plund ever!

Mark:Good, would you like to do it again tonight?

by HypnotiX June 30, 2006

Mossy Pond

While f**king a girl, while you are about to blow your man juices, you pull out and cum on her pubes and matte them down, creating a pond like effect

I totally mossy pond your mother last night.

by mossypondtaper November 5, 2012

hippo pond

A massive orgy in a puddle or pond of mud, you may only have oral sex, unlike hungry hungry hippo trying to eat up all the balls. There is dicks and pussy's

Me and the gang have an amazing hippo pond every 4-6 days in the backyard. If your interested join in on the fun!

by hippo lover 666 September 22, 2016

turtle pond

The shitter, bog or crapper. When you have the turtle head you must return it to the turtle pond!

Let's go.

Give me ten minutes, I've got to visit the turtle pond.

by Shuaman December 13, 2016

Tunnel Plunder

To engage in the act of "going deep" into the anal cavity of another being (human or not, we don't and won't judge) for sexual reasons. Can also be inflicted on one's self (again we don't and won't judge).

I'm trying to go tunnel plundering tonight, lube one deck.

by Freezey-Nasty April 13, 2017

tunnel plunder

The act of "going deep" in the anal cavity of another being (human or not, we don't and won't judge) for sexual activity. Can also be inflicted on one's self (again we don't and won't judge).

I'm going tunnel plundering tonight. Lube on deck.

by Freezey-Nasty April 13, 2017

Murky Pond

A lighthearted nickname for a friend that turned into the suggestion of an STD in the female genital.

"I would've done her Matt, but Emma had a really murky pond."

by WeirdAssNicknameShit August 17, 2017