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18 Year Old Pussy

The Freshest Legal Pussy out there
This knot is tied, tighter than 18 year old pussy.
by Jesus FREEEEAk November 19, 2009
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Old Man New Balance

Any 990 and up variation of New Balance running shoes, esp. the 992 or 993 models.
Man that dude was rockin' some Old Man New Balance shoes.
by AstuteLegalScholar August 30, 2014
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40 year old douchebag

Sadly aging Peter Pans, still trying to live like they are in their 20s, including but not limited to trying to score with 20something girls. Typically, driving mustangs or newer trucks, one of the identifying markers is that these vehicles will typically be very shiny, as if freshly washed and waxed. Possibly to imply that they recently came from a dealership showroom.

Also see: 40-year-old-dude-at-the-club, and 40 year old pervert
I like that place on the weekends, but sometimes it's full of 40 year old douchebags.
by MightyYui February 11, 2015
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Old gals' night out

The act in which a group of old female friends go out without their old fart husbands. Old gals' night out usually begins slow with dinner and drinks at a restaurant. The evening picks up when the old gals get soused and end up closing down the local nightclub.
The ladies had an Old gals' night out and went to see the male strippers.
by DW007 September 14, 2012
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The Old Switch-er-oo

1. To switch your own functionally defunct object another's superficially similar but properly fuctioning object for personal gain.

2. Anything sorta similar to that.
I pulled the old switch-er-oo on my friend's NES with my broken one. It's not like he'd ever play it anyway.
by Darth Will Smith August 25, 2008
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rough as old dogs tits

when someone looks worse for wear, rough looking, usually older women trying to look younger than they are.
Look at that old woman dressed like a teenager, she looks as rough as old dogs tits!
by Anna Hughes August 4, 2007
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how old dem titties

Phrase used when enquiring wether a female with large breasts is underage
Hey Bill, how old dem titties?
by NGage July 23, 2008
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