fudge monkey

(Hun-gree MUN-kee) noun. The mental condition one experiences when one really needs to compulsively indulge in an unhealthy activity that generally included the insertion of something into one of one’s cavities- from stem to stern. It could be food, drugs, sex, or even gambling. The individual with the condition is unable to cover it up and/or keep it a secret any longer for it has begun to manifest itself through blatantly obvious behaviors, although they imagine that no one knows of their affliction.

Jake- “You know Iris, I was thinking dear…”
Iris- “Yes Jake darling , what is it?’
Jake- “As I am confined to this bed I’ve been thinking…why don’t you take some time and head off for a few auditions today Iris. I saw several lounges seeking singers on a part time basis and they were in decent clubs near the Theatre District. I’ll be ok for a few hours.”
Iris- “Oh Jake, You are a wonderful man and I’m glad we married. How sweet of you to notice that I had the hungry monkey to feed...needing to be back in the spotlight.”

by Neddy_Ludd March 24, 2006

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ketchup monkey

a guy (usually self centered kiwis) whos diet is primarily ketchup . usually heinz but will try almost every dish smattered with some kind of ketchup.

ketchup monkey;; "mate have ya seen the ketchup i need it for me cornflakes ay" i"n fact fack the cornflakes just give me the ketchup"

by martin1 October 09, 2007

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sauce monkey

A person that drinks a lot.

Everytime I see Mary she's drunk...What a Sauce Monkey!

by Fred Christ April 09, 2008

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