a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
by cherryyujuu April 2, 2022
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by Dark Chao June 10, 2025
Get the ts so kevin mug.When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
by Zachibald July 27, 2024
Get the KEVIN MCCALISTER mug.A Kevin is someone who will have your back. He is honest to a fault, a deep thinker, a problem solver, a goofball, a romantic, has a great sense of humor, a barely hidden nerdy side, and a huge heart. When there are problems a Kevin can be counted on to come up with a brilliant solution you may have never thought of but always makes the task easier and more efficient. Kevin is skilled with his hands and learns new things quickly. A Kevin will not disappoint you in the bedroom and sexual experiences will never be boring. Your Kevin will require lots of snuggles and pets so be prepared to never want to be free of his embrace. His smile can banish the cloudiest of days. A Kevin is faithful and loyal and always someone you can depend on. He is always thoughtful. Kevin loves his kitty and can be depended on to ‘meow’ at you often as way of declaring his affection. It’s impossible to not fall in love with his amazing personality. His eyes are mesmerizing and he knows how to style his hair. Kevin is a gentleman who will open doors for you but also has a dirty side. Kevin can be very spontaneous and brings a lot of fun to any any occasion. If you are lucky enough to find a Kevin make sure you snatch him up. Kevins are absolutely worth the wait!
This is Kevin. He’s my work husband because I know I can always depend on him to have my back! Meow!
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Get the Kevin Collins mug.a kevin ; someone who might be nice & sweet to you first but then they will do you wrongest, treat you like the dirt on their shoe. They will get you prego and leave you. Stay safe everybody and be couscous of kevins.
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