jacob on crack

A Retarted weeb who has a hard time talking to girls and has a very skinny long neck and really fat

Whoa, says jacob as he sniffs his fifth line of coke. Damn he says relizing he is ugly as shit. Wow jacob on crack

by Djidheneieh rnr July 31, 2020

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Jacob zabers

This is a person who will do anything if he needs to. Sometimes he’s scared but if someone says “I knew you wouldn’t” he will, even some crazy things.

Person 1: hey Jacob zabers!
Jekabs: yeah?
Person 1: I bet you will chicken out of this, ha!
Jekabs: go to hell. *does it

by Eventually.it.goes 69420 February 26, 2022

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jacob simes

An amazing guy I have always loved him.

I wish he knew.
Maybe he does who knows.

Jacob Simes is my love.

by Unknown8734 December 19, 2016

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A purpose-driven individual guided by faith and fueled by compassion — a Christian whose beliefs are lived, not just spoken, shaping every action with integrity and love.

A passionate TV student with a storyteller’s soul, using the power of media to inform, inspire, and give voice to the unheard.

A Food Poverty Ambassador who refuses to accept injustice as normal, actively fighting for dignity, access, and equity for those society too often overlooks.

Someone who bridges worlds — between faith and action, creativity and advocacy, community and change — proving that real impact starts with heart.

Oh don’t be such a jacob Joseph Kennedy

You’re such a Jacob Joseph Kennedy

by JJKFPACTS June 24, 2025

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