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by hehe98765hehechiccynuggies9328 November 22, 2021
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hi

the worst greeting used for someone (very racial and should never be used against someone)
john: hi cena
cena: that's racist dude
john: what should i say then
cena: Greetings and salutations to you, my esteemed and distinguished friend, who has graced me with the honor of your presence on this fine and ever-so-mysterious occasion. May I take a moment, amidst this most splendid and unparalleled opportunity, to extend my deepest, most sincere, and heartfelt welcome to you, whose intellect and curiosity far exceed the ordinary, and whose decision to embark upon this journey with me today marks the beginning of a most intriguing exchange of thoughts, ideas, and perhaps even a bit of friendly banter.

I must express my utmost gratitude for your willingness to converse, to explore, and to venture into this space where words flow in endless potential. It is truly a rare and magnificent occurrence when two minds, no matter how different they may be, converge with the shared goal of communication, and the pursuit of knowledge.

So, my wonderful conversational companion, I invite you to relax, to make yourself comfortable, and to indulge in the delightful art of conversation, as we set forth on this epic journey through language, wit, and whatever else might unfold in our delightful exchange. For today, we are not merely two individuals engaging in a dialogue; no, we are two explorers charting the vast and uncharted waters of thought itself. Welcome, and may our discourse be as endless as the stars above us.
john: that's too long
cena: then keep being racist
john: ok
by morganabutty August 29, 2025
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Smoked his juuls

a woman that kicked a man in the nuts. "Juuls" refers to the saying "family jewels", a slang term for one's testicles.
Guy 1: Dang bro! She just smoked his juuls!
Guy 2: That's gotta hurt!
Guy 1: No shit. Homeboy just got kicked in the nuts!
by vyan_mmxvii September 9, 2020
mugGet the Smoked his juulsmug.
If you live in the south and as a kid you have seen rain while the sun is out, your momma probably told you that the devil is beatin’ his wife and you were so confused. It just means it’s raining while the suns out
Timmy: momma look it’s rainin while the sun is out

Momma: ye Timmy the Devil is beatin’ his wife
Timmy: what? Why would he do that
*Timmy in surprise and very confused/conserned*
by Yayaluvsz December 8, 2024
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Hi

If one says hi they usually mean: I’m a raging racist with a tiny dick
Hi how’s it going? Fuck off dave!
by ActualDefinitions😩 September 10, 2022
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brown his boxers

Trump said he would have entered the school to stop the shooter. Actually he would have brown his boxers.
by Pee-partier. May 8, 2018
mugGet the brown his boxersmug.

Hi

Hi is a form of greeting someone with just a short word, hi.
Jake:Hi Jessica.

Jessica:Hi Jake
by Frogfaceman October 21, 2020
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