Wilde Hilde aka Hannah

Ohne Brille nix los. Keine Chance Kreuzworträtsel oder die siebenhundertdreiundzwanzigste,achteinssechste Mathe Aufgabe zu lösen.

Trude (ACHTUNG: vierbeinig aber KEIN Pferd) ist als zwar hinternloser aber ständiger Begleiter oder persönliches Taxi stets an ihrer Seite, sollte sie sich nicht gerade im Parkhaus verlaufen oder mal wieder keine Motivation haben die Beine in Gang zu bringen, um (natürlich absolut nötiger Weise.. *nicht*) Stunden vor Unterrichtsbeginn die Schule zu erreichen.

Fragwürdig bleibt dennoch: ist es Trude oder doch unsere Hannah, die die verhassten 50cm Wesen aus der niederen Bevölkerungsgruppe (=Kinder) ummähen will?

Die Antwort kennen nur die beiden... doch durch fallende Kommentare bei Begegnungen mit Individuen dieser Art lässt sich erahnen, wer die 100%ige Wahrscheinlichkeit für sin solches für Hass codierendes Allel in sich trägt.

Wilde Hilde aka Hannah: "och ne digga, schon wieder diese scheiß Dreckskinder immer, da will man sich einmal ne Brezel kaufen bruder."

by xoxoGossipgirl#inkognito&weise March 26, 2022

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Keaton and Hannah

Friends who are not a couple but should be. Everyone knows that they like eachother but they are both to shy to say it! If they were to get together they would be an unstoppable power couple. They would be an inspiration to their friends and be the sweetest, most honest, and chill couple you would ever meet!

Girl #1- did you see keaton and hannah got together?
Guy #1- yea I wish I had a relationship like that
Girl #2- they are so nice to me, I hope I can be like them one day

by propheciesofTRUTH July 28, 2022

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Jack and Hannah

literally the best couple ever. people that you only have a problem with out of jealousy. everyone always wants to be around them. abnormally sexy and super funny. they are always doing something cool. they constantly go on vacations to fun amazing places. money is never an issue as both of them are extremely lucky & wealthy. they have the best sex life ever though i hear hannah does most of the work. idk just what i heard. being around them gives u the same feeling as an enormous orgasm. once knowing them your world changes. you see things a little clearer and find immense pleasure in satisfying them. being worthy of knowing them is the only thing you should try to accomplish for your life without them is pointless and dark and you should probably just kill yourself if they don’t like you.

jealous person #1: wow jack and hannah are so cool i wish i was them
jealous person #2: yeah i heard jack is packing like 10 inches
jealous person #1: i heard that too and hannah has such fat juicy tits and a voluptuous ass

jealous person #2: fuck i love them so much

by hannybananyjackaroniandcheese May 20, 2023

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pulling a hanigan

When a player in a weekly pick’em pool finds themself one point behind for that week, with one game left to pick. The player decides to take the underdog in that final game, hoping for an upset to gain the extra point and win the weekly prize.

Tom: I’m one point ahead, playing it safe, taking the favorite.

Bob: My only chance is “Pulling a Hanigan” and hope for an upset.

by Beach dog duke November 28, 2023

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Abby and Hannah

Are the literal best friends forever. They are bff's and relate so easily. They both do cheer and they are pretty, smart, and are gonna be rich in the future and be very successful

Abby and Hannah are gonna be bff's forever.

by pinkfluffyunicorns=) May 15, 2024

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