Golden Five

To do a Golden Five you should do the following, preferably at the same time:

1. Ejaculate
2. Pee
3. Poop
4. Vomit
5. Bleed
- We went on a surprise visit to Big T but he wasn't home so we did a Golden Five in his bed instead, it was awesome!
by Leukemias September 28, 2010
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Mister Golden Pig Gaming

Mister Golden Pig Gaming is a rejected fortnite character
"yooo when is Mister Golden Pig Gaming getting added to fortnite" - jaboc
by zooted lore scholar September 09, 2022
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golden scorpion

an advanced sexual maneuver where the male is required to hold open his gaping anus in the 'bicycle' position while the female squats over him and urinates into his open rectum, filling it with minimal overflow spillage. this advanced move requires balance, patience and an unabashed approach to new experiences.
Last night, my gurl and I got freaky and executed a perfect golden scorpion.
by Capt. Sexstuff June 22, 2017
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Hong Kong golden shower

When your penis shrinks without your realizing, you sit down to go to the bathroom, and you end up peeing over the edge of the toilet onto the floor and possibly onto your pants
Hey Kevin, what’s on your pants? Did you take a Hong Kong golden shower?
by Lilbigs September 18, 2023
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golden lining

One up better of a silver lining
A great beneficial positive
Silver lining: a positive from a situation like metaphorically from an overcast day andor a dreary storm andor rain such as newwer water andor a majestic rainbow.
Golden lining: even better than a silver lining, a great positive
How do you think Spiritual Science is progressing?
Well, nearly every advance in Spiritual Science including Soul Research indicates a better and even better Golden Lining (plural)
by TranslogicMultisonance October 20, 2023
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Golden Gaytime

The art of shoving a frozen dildo up your/your male friend's ass.
Guy 1: My bf gave me a Golden Gaytime last night
Guy 2: Yeah lol nobody cares go back to the corner and cry
by PavlovA_YT December 04, 2024
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Golden Arches

When a couple goes to the washroom at the same time. One partner sits on the toilet seat with their legs opened and the other partner stands over them, peeing between their legs and crossing streams. It cultivates a level of intimacy during urination.
Partner 1: Hey Sal, I have to go to the washroom, do you want to do a Golden Arches?

Partner 2: Sure Talia, if you go sit down, I’ll come stand over you.
by Big Moo Death June 08, 2024
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