fart in a mitten

The act of moving around or being moved around while in a confined space.

Originally used by my father in 1985 to describe how I would bounce around in the car.
Since used to describe swimmers on a bus. My son while in bed.

My son is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten.
Why can you not sit still, you are moving around like a fart in a mitten!

by BigHungryBill November 27, 2016

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exclamation fart

a timed fart at the end of a heated conversation

"Joe punctuated Rita's loud "YES!" with a short but resonating exclamation fart"

by GerryTodd August 23, 2011

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Fart Water

Water or liquid that leaks from you ass hole when you fart. This causes you underwear to get wet or damp. It's not shit.......its fart water!

My fart water left a wet patch on the back of my boxers!

by Carpet Bagger September 10, 2015

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Spit Fart

High pressure fart that unexpectedly carries a foul smelling liquid with it. The liquid may not be noticed immediatly but is usually stopped by underwear, bed sheets or spattered all over the toilet bowl.

Cheering the team on Betty ripped off a monsterous fart. she reallized to her horror that it was a spit fart when she did the splits

by dawginit January 4, 2011

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Fart Mist

1. A mass of fine poop particles in the atmosphere.
2. Poop vapor condensed on the inside of your butt cheeks after forcing out what you "thought" was a dry fart. This often happens in the car and smells exceptionally bad.

Dude, I was driving home from the all you can eat garlic pizza place when I farted and totally Fart Misted all over the inside of my underwear and cheeks.

by Marcort January 22, 2009

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