Fake

Jada

That girl is so fake no that girl is so Jada

by Gkufbj March 29, 2017

Fake friend

A girl who only wants to use you to talk about drama and boys and then ignores you

Bianca is your fake friend.

by Not2faced January 23, 2017

fake dating

Fake dating When 2 people act like they're in a relationship for social gain

I can't believe Natalia and josh are fake dating again.

by fake dating September 22, 2020

fake religious

People who act holy and self righteous when things go their way, but become pieces of shit when you disagree with them or call them out on their b.s.

Ali: "It's better to forgive and worry about yourself. We should all just agree for the sake of peace."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."

Omer: "You just fake religious."

by Seven Eight6 April 9, 2020

Fake Chipleader

A guy who thinks he is awesome, but really has a lot to be modest about.

Are Gill and Jonny suitable for promotion? No way, they're all talk and no trousers; real fake chipleaders!

by Django Elf March 19, 2021

Five mile fake out

when your checking out someone from a distance and when you get closer it turn out it was nothing like what you thought she/him would look like.

dang that girl in the blue dress looks good *walks closer to girl* uuhhhmmm never mind its a five mile fake out, she looks 40.

by Santa’s brother June 27, 2018

Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger

Nicy has a fake thumb boner

by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019