Christian

Christian is a very common name, but there is a dark truth behind the name. Christian is typically a male who is tired or extremely energetic. He is an alpha male who trains in the gym all the time. Though he trains he is not that smart and very easy to persuade. The darkest truth is... Christian has a massive gambling addiction. Chrisitan also have a bad taste in women.

Friend 1: Have you seen Christian?
Friend 2: No?
*Christian comes out nowhere*
Christian: I just lost 500$, I hate gambling!!!

by Den varmeste November 24, 2021

Christian

Normally, If you type in on Urban Dictionary the word or Name Christian you will find definitions like he is a great friend that is there for you or something like Christian is the type of boyfriend that is always very sweet to you but really it's not like that at all.There are alot of people with the name Christian and I'm sure that there are plenty of people with the name Christian that are kind,nice,and sweet but really,The one and only Christian that I have met has been my boyfriend but he wasn't the kind of boyfriend that was always sweet to me.I met a Christian that wasn't charming and caring like someone else had said,I met a Christian that had called me a Stupid girl.This particular Christian has made me cry myself to sleep or feel a level of sadness that no one could comprehend.I have gone through so much stuff with this guy and so much stuff has happened like my heart being broken.I hope to find another Christian that is nice,sweet,and one of a kind.But, this is the real world and people like Christian will always be around that will tell you something to make you feel like trash.So,I hope that if anyone meets a good ,and kind Christian,they keep them around forever the way that I couldn't.

Girl:" What happened?Are you okay? Why are you crying?"
Other Girl:"I don't know what to do.I'm crying because of Christian".
Girl:"I'm so sorry".

by 700@201 October 10, 2018

Carter Christian

Owner and CEO of “The Homies”. He is known to have a massive shlong and invented the bro codes. If you ever see him you should get on your knees and start sucking for your one and only meaningful relationship. Lastly he is a naturally great ruler with powers over his homies and the bro code.

Omg it’s Carter Christian, get on your knees and start sucking right now!

by The BroCode___ April 26, 2022

Christian

A Big Fucking Hig Rider Nigger very bad in boxing and has bad vocabulary.

Someone: "jij hebt mijn agenda gebrongen hondje"
Me: "that is for sure a Christian Fat Pig HogRider NIGGER

by HogRiderNIG November 21, 2021

Christian

Christian is an absolute best friend you could ever have, he will help you through your struggles, he is the type of person that would make everyone in his group laugh and joke around with his mates, he is a very sporty person and very fit, he does not show his emotions to his mates and will pick a fight with anyone he likes, he would also spar one of his mates either at school or at home. Christian falls in love really quickly and is wishing if his crush likes him back. He will always be the top one in his group of friends. You might really want a Christian in your life because he is the kind of person that will roast you but then he would hug you and say it was all a joke he will randomly say he loves you. He has a good jawline likes to show it off when he is taking a selfie. If you meet a Christian in your life make him feel loved and he will love you back.

Raymond: Yo did you see that guy Christian in our Year!
Jimmy: He is the meanest cunt and the best friend I could ever have.
Raymond: He gets all the ladies but likes this one girl.
Jimmy: Ik ayye he is the funniest person in our group.
Raymond: And has a good Jawline WOW

by david0987 September 18, 2019

Ole Christian

The coolest teacher in school, will bring you hot chocolate. Will be your #1 fan and support you through thick and thin. Really happy all the time and delivers the best dad jokes!

person #1: Our teacher forgot about the test we were supposed to have today so we ate cake instead!
person #2: Lucky! Your teacher is such an Ole Christian!

by xxelmexx February 13, 2020

Christian

A great friend that's there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with your problem. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantabulous person you could ever meet. :). He also says he’s fat but is not.

Christian is a bomb

by That_one_child July 23, 2018