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u

Abbreviation for “you”. Typically used by lazy 6-12 year olds who don’t know how to type a full sentence and by dumbasses who dropped out of 6th grade because “it was too hard for me” and don’t know how to read a chapter book longer than 100 pages. Despised by people who actually know how to use correct grammar and how to spell correctly at least 70% of the time. Almost as bad as shortening “at” to “@“.
Person 1: “Hai hw u doin? gucci o nah?”

Person 2: “Speak english, please.”
by nlolhere July 30, 2020
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U-TURN

When a man sticks his penis into someone’s nostril and ejaculate causing the semen to shoot out the other nostril.
“Hey Jim, did you give Kyle a U-TURN last night
by TickleMeElmo3569 August 4, 2020
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No u

Stats:
- Isn't very effective on Alpha males (if attempted you'll go back to yo mama status)
- Very effective on betas
- 100,000,000,000- self inflicted burn damage if username is Jake.
"I use UNO reverse card"
"Haha you fallen into my trap card"
"Oh no it couldn't be!"
"No"
"Please stop"
"-U"
Aaahhhhh

"You couldn't handle the power of No U"
by It's not hard to guess August 29, 2020
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B R U H

B r U h
t h a t s a b r u h m o m e n t
by bftft September 2, 2020
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National punch a person who is taller than u day

GO ALL OUT AND MAKE THEM FEEL PAINNNN
Really pull a santana lopez on them just GO TO TOWN and get them ON THE FLOOR to prove ur smaller but more scary to make them feel scared when they annoy you,

This message was message was meant to one of my closest friends and it would mean slot to BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THEM and u can too!

Xoxo - revenge
Oh it’s national punch a person who is taller than u day (punches) AHAHAHAHAH ROTT
by Lolllllllllllllllllllllí September 9, 2020
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no u

Uno but the U is at the back.
Toast: Ur Gay
Ichigay: No u
by Ichigay September 11, 2020
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