lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 06, 2017

Diamond Block House

An object that is very valuable, but is very pointless and/or overpriced.

Did Jake tell you about how he got those new 300 dollar airpods?

Yeah, that's a total diamond block house, he could get something much better for less than half of the price.

by Whalosaur July 16, 2023

Ro-block

A block in ones mind where every other game except Roblox, is deemed boring, unplayable or unenjoyable.

"Don't lemme catch you in a Ro-block"

by Koirano May 08, 2025

Wake up the block

When you shoot and kill someone in the hood

This mf was talkin shit so I had to wake up the block

by zfuhrman27 March 26, 2018

Blocked shot

Puking on the dick while he’s cumming

I was tryna have that bitch swallow my babies, but she blocked shot on me.

by Basketballs February 05, 2022

Blocked shot

Puking on the dick while cumming at the same time

I was trying to make that bitch swallow my babies, but she blocked shot.

by Basketballs February 05, 2022

Blocked

It mean the person who sent this to you wants to suck the living soul out of your cock

Girl: BLOCKED

by Cumwizard1 March 19, 2021