brain douche

A mental palate cleanser, something to clear your mind after seeing something disturbing or simply having a bad day. see also, mindbleach, unicorn chaser.

Ugh, I've had a horrible day cleaning up roadkill. I need a brain douche.

by Braindouche! December 8, 2010

douche tart

Someone who tries to act like a douche and fails.

That pussy is trying to act all bad-ass. What a douche tart.

by boh818 April 4, 2009

douche-noggle

A person that acts like a douche, and is stupid at the same time.

The frat-guy is acting like a real douche-noggle

by yoyoma123456789 April 29, 2011

Douche Baguette

A person of French or French Canadian descent who, while slumming in another part of the world, will constantly tell you how much better, cleaner, more sophisticated or civilized their country of origin is. Often insists on using undecipherable colloquial terms to the point of justifiable homicide. ex-calling napkins serviettes.

Jean-Luc orders Molson beer at every bar we go to then gives the server an attitude when they don't have it. He's a douche baguette of Alan Thicke proportions.
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by Haute Pepper September 14, 2011

Douche Canoe

Someone who exceeds the level of a normal douch, may be very competitive.

"Dude Jessie is such a douche canoe!"
"Oh my god you're so right"

by Sassy but classy July 6, 2016

Poster-Douche

When you post something with a typing error or wrong information on it... Soon after the post you realize it. Then a Douche Bag comes and comments on it and points out what your mistake was that you already knew.

I Post: "Casey Antony found guilty of murder, yes she's going to jail!"
HLN: "Casey Anthony will be released July 17, after being found guilty for lying to law enforcements."
(I go to look back at my post)
Poster-Douche 1: "Stupid idiot it's "Anthony" not "Antony"! She was found guilty of lying to law enforcements dumb ass!
Poster-Douche 2 (Follows along): "Fucking idiot spell right! And get your fucking facts straight!

by DayToDay July 10, 2011

Douche Nozzle

One or more exhaust pipes on a pickup truck which are re-routed from the normal stock routing to instead go vertically through the bed imediately behind the cab. Extra douche points are awarded if the engine is gasoline and not a diesel.

Check out the double douche nozzles on that Ford Lighting!

by peterbuilt October 29, 2011