Yaoi Hand Syndrome

When a male character portrayed in a yaoi manga, and or anime, has over sized hands beyond normal proportion

Yaoi Animu Fangirl: That guy has a SERIOUS case of yaoi hand syndrome!

by Bloomi September 25, 2012

Second-Hand Embarrassment

When you cringe while watching people embarrassing/publicly humiliating themselves, especially when they DON'T deserve it. People who suffer from this are generally empaths, or they may suffer from severe social anxiety.

"I tried to tell my friends that Dave couldn't dance, but they forced him to anyway. I got second-hand embarrassment in the worst way while watching him. By the time I pulled him out, his face was the deepest shade of red imaginable, and it didn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that he was trying not to cry from embarrassment. We haven't been on speaking terms with those "friends" since that incident."

Moral of the story: Don't force people to do things they're not comfortable with, especially under protest. It may be funny to you, but you've gotta think of other people.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2021

Mikey Whiskey Hands

Mike Fuentes's (drummer of Pierce the Veil) side project.
Rap, hip hop, catchy, bad ass.

Mikey Whiskey Hands

by music whore May 9, 2011

Second-hand asshole

What you get from pets when they lick their assholes and then lick you.

Guy #1: "Man, your cat is really affectionate!"
Guy #2: "I hate to say this, man, but Felix just gave you second-hand asshole!"
Guy #1: *kicks cat across the room*

by KoalaMan March 10, 2009

Hungarian Hand Blender

When you combine feces, urine and semen inside your partner's anus and then use your hand to mix the contents. The feces can already be in there or you can defecate into your partner's anus yourself.

My girlfriend wanted me to give her a Hungarian hand blender. I'm not one to kink shame but that's taking it too far.

by Indy the Great January 12, 2019

date with my hand

Another way of saying beating off

Hey Cam how about you and me go to pick up some chicks?
No thanks I have a date with my hand tonight.

by TheLegendaryPlayer May 18, 2009

hand licking fetish

A fetish in which the recipients hand is licked repetitively by the protagonist until the recipient orgasms or is rendered unconcious. Bam.

Charlie: "BRO, CARA LICKED MY HAND LAST NIGHT LIKE, 5 TIMES OR SOMETHING BRO!"

Jamie: "Dude...no fuckin way bro."

Charlie: "yea dude...hand licking fetish bro."

by THECHAZZBROBRO January 24, 2011