Orange juice

Objectively inferior milk harvested from harmless fruit by pulling out their intestines

Hey bro do you want orange juice?

What no bro I only drink cow juice

by A Spaceturle June 30, 2020

Weed Juice

(liquatis cannabis)
Juice extracted from the cannabis plant with high thc content

"Dude I'm tripping out on weed Juice!"

by xxkushmaster420xx March 1, 2018

cali juice

A juice that is exclusive for rich people to drink in summer

When your thirsty in summer, u can sip Cali juice

by nitrous June 23, 2020

Desplinter juice

A slimy substance consisting of bear jiz, pine needles, and bacon grease which is said to have healing powers. Its natural habitat is in the Catskills Mountains but there have been reports of sightings in the slums of Newburgh.

Camper1: Dude that bear just ate my arm.

Camper2: Rub some Desplinter juice on it.

by sunny dick September 3, 2012

Dirt Juice

When you take whats left in your nearly empty liquor bottles and mix it in to one drink.

I had an ounce of vodka, sip of Jeger couple drops at the bottom of 6 beers and some tequila. I mixed them all together and made Dirt Juice.

by Scheezo December 1, 2010

Gooch Juice

1) The fluid that collects on ones Gooch (also known as the taint) (area between ball sack and asshole) from sweating
2) An alcoholic beverage consisting of crown apple or Jim bean apple, yellow (tropical) redbull, sprite and a splash of cranberry juice.

His underwear were dripping from his "gooch juice".

Taste this "gooch juice" I just got from the bar!

by Mrs Balue March 14, 2023

skinny juice

otherwise known as water. you can consume it and become a sKiNnY LeGeNd like our queen raini rodriguez by drinking it

person 1: hey person 2! what are you drinking?
person 2: oh, just some skinny juice
person 1: yum

by thestoryof_hArRyPoTtEr May 28, 2020