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Beefed-it

High off cannabis before class . It's what you say after you smoked a bat. (Spryfield-anese for joint, a marijuana cigarette) .
Common language in J.L. Ilsley High School in period from 1988 to 2012 (Class of 2004 - 2005 = WAS LIT)

Likely still used to this day.
Buddy: Yo, bro, you beefed-it??

Me: yeah I beefed-it!! chuck two-fifths!! (Let's both chuck $2.50 on a $5 joint)
by MadMushroom400 March 3, 2022
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Hot Beef Stew

Used to describe fresh, steaming feces, usually bearing a consistency somewhere between diarrhea and solid form. True proper use of the term involves the feces happening in a public restroom, and the toilet not being flushed upon completion.
John: Oh Jesus, what the fuck just died in that bathroom?!
Rahan: Yo you liked that? I even had some corn in that motherfucker.
John: Yeah, I fucking saw. Why didn’t you flush the goddamn toilet?!
Rahan: Just leaving some hot beef stew for the cleaning crew to enjoy.
by Sylvan Montague III August 9, 2019
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Beef-huffer

One who huffs beef, that is, engages in very long but listless, unenthusiastic blowjobs.
Man, Alexis came over last night and huffed my beef all the way through Ocean’s 11. What a beef-huffer!
by Beefhuffer July 18, 2024
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Montana beef

When a woman from Montana has extra juicy legs. Can also call her legs juicy bad boys or juicers.
Man that flight attendant has some certified USDA prime Montana Beef . I didn’t even know those juicers were legal around here.
by Sweaty-tits June 27, 2025
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Beef Remington

A dish where you take a steak and shoot it with a gun until it is a spreadable paste. Usually served with Chicken in a Biskit crackers.
Honey, did you buy any ammunition? I'm making Beef Remington tonight.
by bossnacho April 8, 2013
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Humble Beef

humble beefs (noun)
Definition:

A mild or low-stakes dispute—petty drama that’s acknowledged with a wink, not a war. Usually involves light jabs, small disagreements, or playful rivalry where both sides keep it respectful. The “humble” part means the conflict is restrained, ironic, or self-aware.
Petty but Polite
A disagreement over trivial things, often couched in polite language.
Example: Arguing in the group chat about the “right” way to load the dishwasher, then ending with “lol all love.”

Friendly Fire
A rivalry between friends, often for comedic effect or inside-joke continuity.
Example: Trash-talking your friend’s favorite sports team while knowing they’ll roast you back.

Self-Deprecating Beef
When one party humorously picks a fight with themselves or admits their side is flawed.
Example: “I have humble beef with my own playlist for betraying me with a Nickelback track.”

Clout-Lite Drama
Internet spats staged for attention without actual malice—often subtle enough to fly under casual observers’ radar.
Example: Musicians throwing tiny shade at each other on Twitter so fans can “decode” it.

Petty Justice
Standing up for a principle in a way that’s obviously disproportionate to the stakes, but still kind of admirable.
Example: Leaving a Yelp review just to correct the spelling of “martini” on the menu.
by MatthewDonovan August 8, 2025
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oriental beef ring

The act of using a Chinese finger trap for the joining of two erect penises. Each participant begins jerking their abdomen back and forth to see who climaxes first.
Hey Bill, I heard of this thing called oriental beef ring; let's show all our friends to promote its pleasurable sensations.
by Far from wayside February 22, 2017
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