A description of what remains of one’s mind after slogging through excessive work, living on low sleep or poor nutrition, or dealing other people’s bullshit.
Wow, I did nothing but grind on schoolwork from August to December. My last two brain cells are going to play some Minecraft.
My last two brain cells are running on Chicken McNuggets for breakfast and 3 hours of sleep, so I probably won’t be able to finish the report by the deadline.
My boss whines every day about how lazy I am, even though I work 80 hours a week. My last two brain cells are not cut out for this shit.
My last two brain cells are running on Chicken McNuggets for breakfast and 3 hours of sleep, so I probably won’t be able to finish the report by the deadline.
My boss whines every day about how lazy I am, even though I work 80 hours a week. My last two brain cells are not cut out for this shit.
by Shepherd Guy October 28, 2022
Get the My Last Two Brain Cellsmug. When a girl is going down on two guys at once and they both blow their loads simultaneously in her ears
by Buzzsaw Jones March 17, 2005
Get the Hot Brain Injection (Double Dose)mug. person 1-dude that girl has a fake eye.person 2-ok and? person 1-And im going to give her the eye poppin brain tickler ooooo yeah
by D.ymmit October 17, 2011
Get the eye poppin brain ticklermug. Something that strikes a chord in someone's thinking, creating a obsession of "enlightenment" and stimulation in knowledge, and gets obsessed in his/her thought pattern until his / her thought/idea wears off or the thought gets put into action.
John: Hey, have you seen that recent philosophical discussion between XXX and YYY on YouTube?
Peter: Yeah, it was so good it gave me a blue vain brain boner.
Peter: Yeah, it was so good it gave me a blue vain brain boner.
by Slim and Gee Production April 16, 2011
Get the Blue Vain Brain Bonermug. Clive: “y’know, I prefer Tetley’s to Yorkshire tea”
Derek: “Clive, you idiot, put that back in’t brain!”
Derek: “Clive, you idiot, put that back in’t brain!”
by FistyWayne July 8, 2021
Get the Put that back in’t brainmug. 1} (Noun) A really stupid person who wipes someones ass for a living.
2} (Noun) An insult.
Acronym: BDPoTP.
2} (Noun) An insult.
Acronym: BDPoTP.
1} Guy 1: "Hey, did you know that this bathroom has a Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper? He does it for 10 cents!"
Guy 2: "Really? I might try using him today!"
2} Guy 1: "You fucking Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper!"
Guy 2: no u
Guy 2: "Really? I might try using him today!"
2} Guy 1: "You fucking Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Paper!"
Guy 2: no u
by SomeGuyWithAName July 6, 2018
Get the Brain Dead Piece of Toilet Papermug. The advice preached by some fringe American pastors to their congregations with regard to mask wearing and vaccination, who claim that Covid-19 is a “fake pandemic” and that they themselves would not take a vaccine—and that Donald J. Trump won the 2020 presidential election by a landslide, who would be re-elected as the President of the United States, be it in 2020, 2024, 2028, or even later (after serving his reduced jail sentence, commuted by the President of the day).
A conservative pastor from Tennessee, who is probably scientifically challenged, told his faithful uncritical church members: “Don’t trust the fake media, but use your Bible and your brain to decide whether you want to wear a mask or get vaccinated.”
by MathPlus December 11, 2020
Get the Use Your Bible and Your Brainmug.