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ghost-knock-over

When someone from another room hears you knock over an object and thinks you did, but in reality you weren't even close to object, which fell on it's own for no apparent reason, so you blame a ghost.
Kenny: What was that noise?
Aaron: oh, I ghost-knocked-over grandma's picture thing.
Kenny: Just fell on it's own?
Aaron: Yeah, it was a ghost-knock-over
Kenny: you doth protest too much
by zumalifeguard September 22, 2020
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Ghost Nut

When you nut so hard that your soul leaves out of your body.
First time that has ever happened is a Scandanavian man from Sweden found an invisible man not only sleeping in his bed, but the ghost nutted in his bed, where now it's time for the scandanavian man to nut to this song.

To perform a ghost nut, you have to firmly grasp the tender of your meat and START STROKING IT FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF SOUND, and when due time, you will feel a tingly sensation as your meat starts to glow a bright light. After that, you have finally committed a Ghost Nut where your soul leaves from your body, as you have become what you have done, Ghost Nut.
Person 1: "Hey, you wanna have a sausage fest and nut to two men kissing?"
Person 2: "Nah bruv, I just made a ghost nut, but fukkit, I'll do it anyways!"
by NathanDarksonTHL December 7, 2022
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The 1928 Ghost Pepper Rainbow Messenger Add Oak For 10457-2219

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The 1928 Ghost Pepper Rainbow Messenger Add Oak For 10457-2219
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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Tactical Ghosting

Ghosting someone, when you are already married.
To ghost his wife, he had to step up his game. Using tactical ghosting techniques, he finally succeeded.
by Episteopheus September 24, 2023
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ghost dildo

when you sit down and you feel sudden breeze and vibration in your ass
guy1;ohhhh
guy2:what is it
guy1:i just got ghost dildo
guy2:no way!
by normal brownies November 4, 2022
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Riding the Ghost Whip

Being penetrated by a well hung Albino guy
Juliet: My ovaries are sore from Riding the Ghost Whip last night....
Sara: Did Nathan come over, Was it that good?
Juliet: The white monster whipped me real good!!!!
Sara: I need me some of that whip!
by Urban Ghost August 20, 2019
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Ghost Sex

When ur ass disappears after sex and u run down the street yelling "I'm a ghost ghost ghost" like Redman from How High
Man, I had to Ghost Sex that bitch last night
by DarkShadowJuggalo October 1, 2021
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