I like turtles 

when the convo is more than boring and they are not listening

Namine: LOL i just read the most funny text so basic--
Niki: I like turtles

What Niki Is Thinking
i hate turtles but sh is soooooo boring

I like turtles by Nermine February 27, 2017

sea turtles 

refering to the Adams family of Lake Zurich, Illinois. Family consists of 4 girls, a mom, and a dad. Combined weight of over one ton. They are very slow, they rarley leave their nest (home), they migrate to the beach to lay eggs, go swimming, and just flop around in the lake. Jeremy, the father or "Papa Turtle", is a 39 year old unemployed, unlicenced plumber and roofer, constantly complaining about how he cant find a job, and how his daughters are so fat, when his life consists of laying in his boxers all day and smoking crack cocaine, and selling the dirtiest weed for rock money.

"yo did u go to the sea turtles today?"

"im at the sea turtles smoking what u need?"

"i got the update on the sea turtles, theyre living in a tent behind mimi and papas"

sea turtles by Sean Don and Codine October 17, 2008

turtleneck

the foreskin(euphemistic)

Be gentle with your turtleneck.

turtleneck by The Return of Light Joker October 10, 2008

I like turtles 

Whenever you see an epic fail, let it know how much you like turtles. It's the latest trend, created by Brad Loeffler (not his real name) of MyYearbook.com on 6/19/10. Turtles will soon get worldwide recognition. It's only a matter of time ;)

I like turtles.

I like turtles by BradLikesTurtles June 28, 2010

tartlet 

Verb - A tweenage girl (under 15) who behaves and/or dresses like a tart.

Jinkies, look at that tartlet. So very much jail-bait.

tartlet by joe_seph January 20, 2005

Turtlefuck

A slow moving disaster

My son has a doubleheader tonight. It's going to be hot and muggy and the mosquitoes are gonna be everywhere. This is going to be a turtlefuck!

Turtlefuck by St Charles Whisker Biscuit September 14, 2015

turtlism

A disease where a person sits alone, listening to the sea while studying turtles. They will write many poems about turtles. Write many love songs about turtles. Dress up like turtles. Turtles turtles turtles.

CAUTION! DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. THIS.IS.SERIOUS.

If you feel any of these symptons please consult your garden gnome...they will know what to do.

Chav 1:Hey, lets steal that old grannies purse!
Chav 2:Whoaw man, dont mess with that granny, she published poetry about turtles...she well has turtlism.
Chav 1:She well needs help innit.
Chav2:Yeah man, she needs to talk to her garden gnome.

turtlism by the.guy.in.the.turtle.suit. February 23, 2011