rusty venture

When you jerk-off so much your dick gets all red and sore.

He was watching porn and stroking so long he gave himself a rusty venture.

by Brock Ness Monster November 25, 2010

Rusty

A fatneek with hair akin to a mop

Wow a mop must be a rusty

by Fenniqz November 23, 2021

Rusty Kazoo

Blowing into a man's asshole while jacking him off, rusty trombone style. A Rusty Gillespie in reverse.

Had a wild night, she started playing my trombone and then gave me a rusty Kazoo.

by Söme Blöke85 October 18, 2021

rusty brin

—noun
An alcoholic beverage consisting of equal parts swamp water and vodka with a large dash of cinnamon.

"I brought that bucket of swamp water you wanted."
"Good, now we can make Rusty Brins all night."

by PNGuinMan June 10, 2018

rusty tits

Granny tits.

Man I love sucking on some rusty tits.

by Algdsldfglfdsg January 7, 2017

rusty hurdle

When a she-male gives a tony danza to another person

Lady Gaga always gives rusty hurdles when she has sex.

by Teddy Geisel June 13, 2011

rusty twister

The rusty twister is when a mans penis is in a girls ass and then she proceeds to take laxatives and spins on the mans wanker while shitting. Usually done by people like Hillary Clinton

Dude did you hear the Jon got a rusty twister last night?

by Cocoforlife November 23, 2016