potato

The gaming potato is the sweetest, most loving person you will ever meet. She is so fucking hot she lights up the room

she's a gaming potato. so hot that chick is.
such a potato gamer

by theroro February 7, 2018

making mashed potatoes

When a husband has vaginal sex with his wife in order to reproduce. This is only for instances in which the people fucking are a straight married couple who intend to create a child. A reference to the mashed potato like appearance of most newborn babies.

Kyle: hey john what are you planning on doing this weekend?

John: just making mashed potatoes with my sexy wife.

by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019

Potato

Potato's,
Potato's are the best thing on the planet of earth. People who are potato's, their name starts with L and J E and B, and never in the world do they start with k's. The common names for potato's are Lynda, Laney, Jocelyn! Potato's can be ugly and/or cute!

Potato: Hewo
Person 1: How are you?
Person 2: No, the question is what

are you?
Potato: I am Lynda potato!

Potato- A plant

by Potato #2 January 12, 2018

Sweet Potato Surgery

When you create an incision on a yam/sweet potato an eat from the cut

Hey do you want mashed sweet potatoes or do sweet potato surgery?

by yeetboi396 March 5, 2018

Potato

Something that is thrown at you

I was hit with a potato

by McDonald's ate Kentucky January 10, 2020

Potato

You will know a *potato* when you see one

My cat is a VERY fat potato

by HAHahaaaaa11 November 23, 2021

Potato Male

A potato male is a frail and weak male compared to other higher class males such as Yogurt males and Gigma males. They are very self conscious and hate going to the gym and people that go to it. Unlike Yogurt males they try to make there life simpler but end up making it the most complicated thing on earth by overthinking everything. Basically, these guys are the guys that get bullied in school

OMG EEWWW! Is that guy a Potato male?
(runs away)

by The Yogurt male July 25, 2022