Meth potato

A meth potato is a mother who constantly does drugs and is a lowlife and embarrassing to the whole family

Jimmy : man my mother is such a meth potato

Frank: a psycho my nigga she smells like pipe loads of drugs and her teeth are all rotted out that’s nasty cuz what a drug bag

Jimmy: yeah man I can’t believe she’s my mother she’s such a beer addict and shame to society’s well being she smells like drugs what a slut she digs on all the guys just so she can get what ever she wants

Frank: what a fucking meth potato

Jimmy: HEY GUYS MY MOTHERS A METH POTATO!!!

by Ragbomb69 February 11, 2020

Potato Scallop

The name given to a potato cake by people who make poor decisions in their life, like what to name a slice of potato in batter

My ex called them Potato Scallops. That's why she's my ex...

by Zachory October 8, 2020

The Potatoes are on fire

A secret code to call a meeting with people

Zoe, the potatoes are on fire! Meets secretly

by Hownon July 21, 2018

POTATOES

YUMMY YOU CAN MAKE FRIES AND CHIPS AND OTHER STUFF

Omg potatoes can save your own life it taste so good

by LOVE YOUR MOM February 10, 2022

your potato is fully cooked

Slang: for when someone has ended up in a tricky situation.

Your rent is due and you just bet 5000 Dollars on dog races?!?! YOUR POTATO IS FULLY COOKED!

by Dunn96 November 28, 2021

hot potato

A really warm turd.

My stomach felt so bad, when I got home I shat a big ol’ hot potato

by PBJelly6 December 11, 2022

Potato

A fruit.

Potatoes are good

by Potatoes and Milk May 20, 2022