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Unlike the soccer phrase nutmeg, the victim of a nut mugging has to be male. The victim is impaled with a sharp object in the male genital region also known as the ballsack. Semen and blood begin spilling out of the man’s sack as this gruesome act is performed. The items used to impale the sack usually include tooth picks, knives, and sharpened toothbrushes. This act is highly illegal in every state and country while if done the so called nut muggerwill be put to death instantly. As the male victim will have much difficulty reproducing and spreading his genes.
Bro Kyle is pissing me off I’m about to nut mug him
by ....Donut April 23, 2018
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nut mustard

A condiment that comes out of a wiener instead of going on to it.
He spread his nut mustard all over the buns.
by Dickslapper McCrapmouth December 1, 2011
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stuffy nuts

Comparable to a stuffy nose, but for your nuts. All clogged up and you need to blow it in order to feel better.
I have stuffy nuts, I havn't had sex in weeks.
by K.A.G February 2, 2014
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big nut

I just had a big nut
by DaddyDDDDAy June 18, 2018
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nervous nuts

Someone who gets overly nervous or excited about EVERYTHING!
Hey nervous nuts, chill out! Man, you got nervous nuts, relax!
by Boston Slang February 12, 2008
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nut and fug

by jocob mc nug May 12, 2014
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eagle nuts

When something so painful happens and it's so painful that it's like having an eagle dig its talons into your nuts.
watching keanu reeves act is so painful that it gives me eagle nuts.

dropping a brick on your toe thats eagle nuts.

walking in on your girlfriend with some dude, thats eagle nuts.
by b.c dude April 25, 2009
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