Obama´s last name

It´s his first name.

Jacob: "Hey, what´s Obama´s last name?"

Scholar: " It´s his first name."

Jacob: "What do you mean what´s his first name? I am asking for his last name?"

Scholar: "That would be his first name."

Jacob: "If Obama is his first name his last name is his first name, I don´t get it..."

Scholar: "I think you got it."

Obama: " I just want to go to Central Park and watch folks passing by. Spend the whole day watching people"

Jacob - Walks out *confused*

by ScientificScholar March 6, 2024

name bombing

When someone says one or more names of a person/people out of surprise or shock oblivious to the person/people who is trying to is trying to keep anonymous/unnoticed for safety, dignity, reputation etc

Person A: Man good thing we got away from Person C after you were name bombing at the sunset party me catching his attention
Person B: Why did we have to go to my apartment just to run away from Person C?
Person A: I owe Person C fifty dollars and I wanted you to not get involved in the chase

by Swiftescape5843 March 14, 2024

Chatting on someone’s name

When someone’s chatting on someone’s name, they are talking about them behind their back (usually in a negative way)

Chatting on someone’s name examples

“Stop chatting on Mike’s name”
“I heard him chatting on my name the other day”

by Creativecake March 27, 2024

A Desecration of God's name

Um... Wait, what?

Hym "How is a Jew dressing as a stereotype... A Desecration of GOD'S name? Ok. They think they're God. They literally think that they are God. And what are the consequences of being anti-semitic? A semantic reframing of my existence? False rape allegations and economic warfare against anyone who allows me to succeed? Until I'm bereft like Job? Mobbed to death by retards like Jesus? Promised power in exchange for services like Abraham?"

by Hym Iam April 1, 2024

Jock (name)

Very handsome man, a person of Scottish descent, could have some Latin in there too. Very good at Sport and very academically intelligent, and Street Smart.

Jock (name) is the best man you'll ever meet

by ManFromQueens June 27, 2021

Nicholas Name

You know how you can have a nick name that's a shortened or more fun version of your name? Well a Nicholas Name is a fancier and more sophisticated version of your regular name!

Hey, my name is Maggie. But my Nicholas Name is Margaret , what's yours?
Oh my Nicholas Name is Bartholomew but regular name is Bart!

by mimlady05 June 28, 2021

hello the names colm

The wife keeps texting me. I shat in the girls bathroom last night! It was the Craic!

“Ugh my wife shit on my phone” “Hello the names Colm!”

by Sam o shame ass July 5, 2021