Muffin

The word you use when someone commits an action that is dumb or stupid to an excessive amount.

Russel is a muffin!

by JLew2025 September 14, 2020

Muffin Pump

Eating a muffin before a workout. This gives the individual carbohydrates for the lift. Thus making them be able to lift max weight to impress all the young dames at the gym

Joe: Kevin you hitting legs today?

Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.

by TheMuffinPump.com October 22, 2020

Mr Muffin

a man who asbut iif gi as follwer twitte r on ryoutube he atarted with his sddfuebtue

Have you heard of Mr Muffin, he's quite the shitposter

by adudewhowantedtogofarbutcouldn November 6, 2020

nothin' muffin

A term used to describe a situation in which instills an emotional overreaction from many individuals but in reality, the situation does not warrant such a response. In reality, the situation is much more banal.

Hey, did you see when Whole Foods banned the wearing of poppies with their uniforms in Canada? Everyone was freaking out on social media. Even the Federal government passed a unanimous motion condemning Whole Foods and a Provincial government proposed a law against banning the wearing of poppies.

Yeah, that is a nothin' muffin.

by thekbird November 6, 2020

muffin-fluffer

The rough equivalent of a cocksucker, but for the ladies. One who fluffs the muffin. A kiss ass, a suck-up, a brown-noser. Not to be trusted.

"Who's Emily's new assistant?"
"Oh you mean Kaylee? Yeah, she's a total muffin-fluffer. The boss says 'jump' and she says 'how high?'"

by FluffinMuffins October 1, 2020

Muffin

A danish baker

Oh that baker made some delicious muffins and is danish, he must be a muffin.

by tiuqegar October 7, 2020

MUFFIN

A suicidal pastry

The muffin keeps wanting me to eat it.

by Manwomanwomanmanman October 12, 2020